Mark started griping when he saw news about a remake of the movie, "The Explorers".
Me: I'm not familiar with the original.
Mark: What? How can you not know?! Ethan Hawke? River Phoenix?
Me: Nope.
Mark: Dear god woman, what kind of childhood did you have?!
Me: I played outside. In forests and stuff.
Mark: So did I!
Me: You lived in Milwaukee and your "cabin" was not in real woods.
Mark: ...there were trees...
